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Let me tell you, Pistakee Marina is not just a marina—it’s a lifestyle. And Frank Lamark? That guy must’ve been a sea captain in a past life because he runs this place like the captain of a luxury yacht (minus the snobby dress code).
First off, the slips are so well-maintained, I’m half convinced they’re dusted daily by magical marina fairies. The outdoor storage? Chef’s kiss. It’s like valet parking but for boats—because why should cars have all the fun?
And then there’s Frank. The man, the myth, the legend. Need help docking? Frank’s there. Can’t figure out why your boat is making that weird noise? Frank probably knows. Need life advice? Pretty sure Frank’s got that covered too. I wouldn’t be surprised if he could fix a bad hair day while changing your boat battery.
The Chain O’Lakes vibe here is pure relaxation. My kids think this is Disney for boats. My spouse thinks it’s our second honeymoon spot. And me? I just think Frank deserves his own sitcom because this place wouldn’t be the same without his charm and knack for making every boater feel like family.
If you’re not at Pistakee Marina yet, what are you even doing with your life? Stop reading this review and call Frank already. Your boat will thank you.